AMBER TURD COFFEE: LIGHT/MEDIUM ROAST
This coffee will not be available long! Get it while you can!
We guess you can say that we won’t get to in “Depp” with this coffee!
HAHAHA – Even though this coffee represents a moron… and involves poop…
Possibly Bed Poop….
It is still VERY GOOD Coffee lol. It’s hard for us to even write this description for this Novelty Coffee LMAO.
To try and explain how good the coffee is with the packaging and our awesome signature blend name… it’s impossible not to laugh and for us to think you are taking us seriously LOL.
But… it truly is very good coffee LMAO. This particular Amber Turd Light/Medium Roast “is” our Wylde Fire Blend Coffee, so you know it’s that damn good.
Check out our Wylde Fire Roast to get a more in depth description of how good this coffee is.
HAHAHAHA ohhh goshhh… Amber Turd is such a Dumb Bi*ch LMAO.
We just had to dedicate a Super Special Coffee to the Depp Success!
This coffee will not be available long! Get it before it is out of stock!
You can get Your Amber Turd Coffee in:
Ground (A nice Grind that is prepared for all regular coffee machines)
Espresso (A carefully executed Fine Grind for all Espresso Machines)
Whole Bean (For those of you who like to make your own perfect grind and more)
Our Process is very simple here at Savage Sip Coffee Co.
All orders are fulfilled on a first come, first serve basis, but we are always caught up 99% of the time, so your order should be started that very same day, unless we have any unexpected delays.
Your order is very important to us, and the same day we get it, the same day we start to process your order, no matter the size of it. 1lb – 1,000 lbs.
It is all roasted to order coffee, only the freshest of the freshest and only the best of the best.
Once you place your order, or once you subscribe to our Coffee Club, we start roasting your order per your specific blend(s), as each are completely prepared differently.
Once we have finished our roasting process, your coffee (still while hot), is bagged in our innovative coffee bags that keep your coffee fresher for way longer, while having the ability to be reused by you if you’d like… then boxed and shipped!
We ask that you please allow us 3-10 business days for your order to arrive at your home.
We are still moving at a good speed and it’s averaging about 3-5 days for every order, but we are in a world of craziness and something new and wild is happening on a daily basis, so we ask for the additional days just in case.
But you should get your coffee on average, about 3-7 days after your order.